… EVERYBODY OR NOBODY! I DON’T CARE!!
If you send it to one person in your address book, you get nothing!
If you send it to fifty people in your address book, you get nothing!!
If you send it to a hundred people in your address book, you get NOTHING!!!
No luck, no gifts, no new friends, no empty promises! Do you get what I’m saying?? NOTHING!!!!!!!
As you can tell, I’m getting a little sick of those bloody chain emails. The stories in them are worth a heart-warmer or chuckle, but aside from that, they’re worthless! I’m sorry if I’m offending anyone here, friends or family, who likes these kind of emails, but I care for emails that are a bit more pragmatic and practical. Who’s with me on this?
I especially hate the parts of these emails that state what happens if you delete it without forwarding it to anyone. Ooooohh, I’m soooooo scared!!
Maybe a Baby Grand Wurlitzer will drop from the sky onto my head, maybe I’ll suffer God’s wrath, maybe I’ll have just plain bad luck… or maybe I’ll continue on with my life and keep on doing the things that matter the most to myself, my wife, my family, my friends, my co-workers and everyone else who’s lives I touch in some way or shape or form.
I’ll drink to that! Cheers!!
