I’ve already started this year’s Christmas wish list. This is the first item…
Portable feline-butt cauterizer
… So gimme!
Thanks in advance!
(Disclaimer: calling a laser by that name is just for inane humor’s sake. I would never advocate animal abuse, as I love cats and other animals. However, lots of birds and mice wrote positive responses to this post!)


“Portable feline-butt cauterizer”…
… YESSSSSSSSS!! I’ll take two!
Finally, my revenge for all those back-alley muggings!