I’ve already started this year’s Christmas wish list. This is the first item…

Portable feline-butt cauterizer

… So gimme!

Thanks in advance!

(Disclaimer: calling a laser by that name is just for inane humor’s sake. I would never advocate animal abuse, as I love cats and other animals. However, lots of birds and mice wrote positive responses to this post!)

Respones

  1. Thommen D. Eclectus Says:
  2. “Portable feline-butt cauterizer”…

    … YESSSSSSSSS!! I’ll take two!

  3. Mortimer Mouse Says:
  4. Finally, my revenge for all those back-alley muggings!